When you have to be completely sure of initiation, impact, and effect

derbyref:

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Pretty much.

A guide to an official’s emotional expressions

derbyref:

Elation:

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Fear:

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Anguish:

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Excitement:

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At the after-party:

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(via sporkoftitan)

Defining a pack that is stretching out

derbyref:

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Exactly.

When the penalty codes on the inside whiteboard spell out a word

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Tee Hee

nprbooks:

We’ve found the coolest (or hottest?) way to celebrate Banned Books Week:
The D.C. Public Library is teaming up with local mini-celebrities from the DC Rollergirls for a week’s worth of trading cards featuring each athlete with her favorite banned book. Bonus points to Monday’s Rollergirl, The Oxford Commakaze (above, with The Giver), for her grammatically sound name.
(h/t DCist)

nprbooks:

We’ve found the coolest (or hottest?) way to celebrate Banned Books Week:

The D.C. Public Library is teaming up with local mini-celebrities from the DC Rollergirls for a week’s worth of trading cards featuring each athlete with her favorite banned book. Bonus points to Monday’s Rollergirl, The Oxford Commakaze (above, with The Giver), for her grammatically sound name.

(h/t DCist)

ohmygod this is too funny

(Source: bigtimepizza, via amonsteraday)

LOL Drunk uncle. Netflix me!

(Source: feelgooderynonsense)

BEES!

Remember her? I do, too.

Remember her? I do, too.

(Source: welovepatchcipriano)

JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

(Source: , via lgbtlaughs)

When I participate in anything remotely competitive

scottlava:

“So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse  it.”

The Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries!

scottlava:

“So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.”

The Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries!

amonsteraday:

hermione-ganja:

sellswordking:

xraineyx:

eldritche:

plenilune:

eldritche:

beezypond:

stygians:

Once Upon a Time
I AM VERY FUCKING HAPPY WITH THIS

MISFITS
can i be kelly though plz

Once Upon a Time?
WELL.
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

…LIKEWISE.
ZOMG DOES THAT MEAN WE’RE FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS WHO DON’T KNOW WE’RE FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS?

WAIT. THIS MEANS WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONES WE ARE.
WHAT ARE THE LIMITATIONS? GRIMMS? ANDERSEN? WHICH VLADIMIR PROPPS CLASSIFICATIONS CAN WE USE?

Stargate Universe.
Fuck yes. Now I just need to finish the series so I know how my travels will end. Or this season, that’s a start, too.

….Sons of Anarchy.


Misfits. Not bovvered.

American Horror Story. 
…damn.

Millionaire Matchmaker. Hahaha

amonsteraday:

hermione-ganja:

sellswordking:

xraineyx:

eldritche:

plenilune:

eldritche:

beezypond:

stygians:

Once Upon a Time

I AM VERY FUCKING HAPPY WITH THIS

MISFITS

can i be kelly though plz

Once Upon a Time?

WELL.

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

…LIKEWISE.

ZOMG DOES THAT MEAN WE’RE FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS WHO DON’T KNOW WE’RE FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS?

WAIT. THIS MEANS WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONES WE ARE.

WHAT ARE THE LIMITATIONS? GRIMMS? ANDERSEN? WHICH VLADIMIR PROPPS CLASSIFICATIONS CAN WE USE?

Stargate Universe.

Fuck yes. Now I just need to finish the series so I know how my travels will end. Or this season, that’s a start, too.

….Sons of Anarchy.

Misfits. Not bovvered.

American Horror Story. 

…damn.

Millionaire Matchmaker. Hahaha

(Source: haaaaaaaaaaytham)

How to tell if my housemate is alive.

Should I be worried that my housemate has been asleep since we got home at 7 last night? I can see her on top of the covers, fully clothed-and has not moved in 12 hours. Cat has not eaten her yet, but did barf once in the living room. When do I get to poke her?